I love science fiction as much as anyone. Probably more than anyone. Funny that I’ve never latched onto the whole Star Trek thing, however. Never. Star Wars was cool, and still is. Star Trek was always a show with guys sitting on chairs pretending to be in a spaceship, and not really pretending very well either. Worse still, pretending to be in a spaceship that was under attack, being shaken about. That’s sort of what Star Trek was to me.
The hype surrounding the new Star Trek movie and the great reviews I read prompted me to go along and see what the fuss is about. I’m afraid to say that Star Trek in 2009 is pretty much what it was in the early 1980′s: guys standing around in a pretend spaceship, pretending to be bumped about. J.J. Abrams tries hard to breathe new life into the old franchise. His reboot of the series by bringing up the possibility of an alternate reality opens the door for many sequels, which there will be, based on the many positive reviews out there. For me, time travel tales don’t work. They especially can’t work when a character in one reality meets up with himself in another. That blows the story for me.

There was an obvious requirement to showcase an original Trek cast member in the new Trek incarnation. Nimoy as an old Spock has that honour, meeting up with a younger version of himself towards the end of the movie. By that time, we’ve seen a wildly reckless James T. Kirk drive a vintage Corvette like a maniac, being beaten up by Starfleet Academy recruits, cheat himself through the Kobayashi Maru test and climb onboard the USS Enterprise to aid the threatened planet of Vulcan even though he’s been grounded. Those feats are peanuts compared to the other hi-jinks Kirk gets up to, making Star Trek a dead ringer for movies like Agent XXX.
Carbon copies of the well-known crew are introduced too, of course: Uhura, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu and Chekov. Spock appears twice, in a young and an older body. They try too hard to be what the original characters were.
There’s plenty of action, good special f/x and an ingenious reboot of an old favourite. As someone who’s never been a Star Trek fan, there’s little to commend the movie, however. I was somewhat disappointed that the hype didn’t quite materialize in what I saw…